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happy birthday mallomars card

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luke: what'd you just do?

lorelai: what?
luke: you put the cookie down.
lorelai: yeah.
luke: you ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
lorelai: yeah.
luke: well, that's nuts.
lorelai: rory made this for me, i don't wanna ruin it.
luke: then why'd you eat the cookie?
lorelai: because i wanted a mallomar.
luke: but why didn't you just eat one out of the box?
lorelai: because this one was right here. the box was all the way in the cupboard.
luke: but you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
lorelai: so?
luke: looking at the list now.

inspired by lorelai's birthday mallomars that rory laid of for her. send this card to your favorite gilmore girl fan on her birthday! don't forget to send her some mallomars cookies too!

  • a2 card measures 4.25" x 5.5"

  • white envelope included

  • she can lift a horse

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